This is just typical of me, really - my brain tends to be all over the place. (Just ask columbina.)

We don't have Meijer's down here either, but they do have them in Ohio where my in-laws live, and somehow they always seem to me to achieve a level of zaniness with their product selection that exceeds even Wal-Mart's - or maybe it's just a difference in the way their merchandise is displayed, I'm not sure. (Although as a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure the Wal-Mart across the street from my house does carry men's blazers, shotguns and milk.)