I can't sleep, so I will tell you that on the freeway driving to Mom's the other day, I noticed that there were two signs that said "Your wife called. She said it's ok." One was a motorcycle dealership, the other one was a strip club. Somehow I think having more than one of those lessens the impact. Then again, I'm not the target audience for either of those. I wonder if there's anybody out there who came home on a motorcycle having had a lap dance because those signs caused him to feel free to - somehow I kinda doubt it. But you never know.