I'm envious. I've never seen real snow. Oh, I've seen little blobs of melting snow on the ground, but I've never seen snow fall from the sky or the "blanket of snow" people talk about. I've heard a lot of, "Oh, it was snowing for days... right before you got here!" I've made it to midlife without any goddam snow! With my luck, on my 70th birthday I'll see it snow, and then I'll keel over dead.