Catchy Name Needed

I think dark blue is not in the spirit of the thing. My sister says she specifically said bright colors. I only said pink or red because of valentine's day, though - maybe purple would be a good compromise. I wore a purple suit to my grandmother's funeral, I know, and nobody seems to have batted an eye.

(Actually I am somewhat more worried about whether anybody expects me to wear a dress. I haven't worn one in three or four years - I don't think I even own anything any more that would do. My current plan is just to wear pants, unless I stumble across a fabulous dress in the next three days.)