Too long for Twitter

Apparently I am reading Twilight. I don't know what got into me. I've had it on my Kindle for more than a year, and I basically only bought it to mock it in the first place, one day when Amazon had it on sale for $1.99 or maybe it was $2.99 - and I never got past the first chapter. But tonight I didn't have anything to read and I picked up the Kindle and started idly reading bits out loud to Rob, and I'm afraid now I might be hooked. I'm not sure it's really that I'm hooked on the book per se, but more that I remember the movie from the one time I saw it (with Rifftrax accompaniment) and I know bits and pieces from what other people say, too, and now I'm curious about how it all fits together. We'll see how far I get. Maybe I'll go hunt down Mark Reads Twilight for my edification.

(The writing at the beginning is really not all that horrible, but I've read enough here and there that I know for a fact that it gets worse.)