Midland. The Midland (please don't confuse with "Midwest") itself is the neutral zone between the North and South. But just because you have a Midland accent doesn't mean you're from there. Since it is considered a neutral, default, "non-regional" accent you could easily be from someplace without its own accent, like Florida, or a big city in the South like Dallas, Houston, or Atlanta.
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Well, technically, this is correct, I guess (no, I don't live in
Houston, but I'm awfully close), but nobody scores any points with me by telling me I have the same accent as my mother-in-law.