Spam Subject Line of the Day

From the "Union Bank of Nigeria":

ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE?



(I couldn't resist checking to see what it said.

SO HERE COMES THE BIG QUESTION:

(1) DID YOU ASSIGN/INSTRUCT (MRS CYNTHIA EDWARD) TO CLAIM YOUR FUNDS?
(2)ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE?

Apparently, if you're alive you are entitled to claim $7.7 million, just give them your bank routing number, etc. The usual. If you're dead, you're presumably not reading your e-mail.)