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[mellicious]

Every morning on the way in to work - detouring around the latest construction - I see a sign that says "Doors are alarmed." It's in big letters on the door to some sort of mechanical room, I think. Isn't there a better way to phrase that? Preferably one that doesn't make me imagine cartoon doors with alarmed expressions on their faces? It made me giggle for a couple of weeks, but now it just annoys me. (I keep telling y'all I'm grumpy in the morning.)

Yesterday I woke up at 6am and never did go back to sleep. This morning I woke up at 5:30 and went, "Oh, not again." But thank god, this time I did go back to sleep after a few minutes. That should alleviate the grumpiness a little bit, at least.